Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Chapter 7: Weird Nights of no Homework

So what happens when there is no homework for the next day, you eat some food to hype your glucose levels. You feel happy. Too happy. Waaaayyyy too happy.
You have to wrap some presents. Your mom has to wrap your present for somebody else. You hand her the wrapping paper. She realizes she has to take something from the over. A light bulb hovers over your head.
NINJA SCREAM.
"Haja!" It's you against the mittens (do not panic, you are far away from the oven: SAFETY FIRST).
Let's go.
Not any hitting, just dramatic screaming following the inability to not laugh. You poke the mitten, it attacks back. You baseball hit it and...
VICTORY.
So you fly off to the sunset to get your dad's credit card with the sleeves of your soccer hoodie frantically flapping whilst singing, I Am the Walrus by the Beatles.
Thus is life.

-EEVI

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