Just some spam to brighten your day...

Just like everyone else, when there's work to be done, it's warm outside, it has finally stopped raining and the sun is beginning to shine, what do I do? Not work. That, is for sure. So why not surf around some of my favourite websites and spam you with a bit of interesting talk?


From the now quite famous http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com/ here are some of my favourites.. though it's not all of them... (in no specific order)

Dear Students,

I know when you're texting.

Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles

Dear Barbie,
Today, I found out that if you were life-size your measurements would be 39-23-33. You would be 7'2" and your neck would be twice the length of a normal human's. I think I speak for everyone when I call you a freak.
Sincerely, An Average Girl


Dear white crayon,
What is it that you do here... exactly?
Sincerely, the other crayons.

Dear Gangsters,
If it's any motivation at all, you have a much higher chance outrunning the cops if you pull up your pants.
Sincerely, Hopeful

Dear person sending me Farmville invites,
I will kill your sheep and make them into UGGS. Stop.
Sincerely, annoyed Facebook user

Dear middle school girls,

Your last name is not Bieber, Efron, Lautner, Pattinson, Black, or Cullen.

Sincerely, please change your Facebook profile back

Dear guy wearing camouflage in public,

WE SEE YOU!

Sincerely, Everyone else

Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers,
If you do find one, what's your plan?
Sincerely, not very well thought out

Dear Gangstas,

We'd like our waddle back.

Sincerely, Penguins

From http://mylifeisaverage.com/ - this is something like FML but i think it's a lot more positive.. and eventhough most things do revolve around harry potter, glitter, candy and ninjas, it can prove to be quite an entertaining pass time!
(for further laughs, check out http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/ because YES people REALLY can be that obsessed with twilight)

Today, I realised I can tell my grandchildren that when I was there age, pluto was a planet. MLIA

Today i discovered that on the crayola website you can colour in online. With all their different pans, and all the colours imaginable. Spent the whole day doing that.
MLIA

Today, while taking a shower, I decided to get ready while closing my eyes. Putting on my clothes was easy, but when I tried to put in my contacts, I encountered a problem. A blind person could never put in contacts because they'd never be able to see if it was in the right place. I pondered this for about ten minutes until I realized that blind people don't need contacts. MLIA

Today, my mom told me I was raised by idiots. MLIA

Today i asked my four year old cousin what he wanted to be when he grew up. These are his exact words: 'Either harry potter or a dinosaur or a kazoo. Which ever pays the highest.' MLIA

Today I looked in the mirror and saw my tongue was blue. I was like, oh cool. Until I realized I hadn't eaten anything blue today. MLIA.

I found this really interesting blog because of a friend, and they had this whole list of famous life quotes... very good! http://ourfunnyplanet.com/famous-life-quotation/

Here are two good ones, but there's more!

Last but not least, check out http://www.postsecret.com/

(i LOVE it) new secrets are uploaded every sunday, and though some are VERY weird, it's totally worth checking out sometime!

-MARTINA