Chapter 13: Hypocrite

Uuuh, UUUUH, guess who is a hypocrite (hypoCRITE, btw is the right spelling in my world)?
Naaah? Me.

So dudette here went and had brain damage.
And now has Twitter. SHABAAM.

So you can now go and write in your history books that on 18th of January at 18:30. And DON'T FORGET, she even posted a blog post. With 13. Wow. I am completely blown away by my awesomeness. Don't believe me? Smell my toes. They reek of it.

What am I doing? No idea, let's just forget about it. Shut up.

-EEVI